"This is not my first temporal anomaly."
18 May 2012 @ 1:12 PM
"For me the water sport is: I have an inflatable ring and I do the crossword."
— Michael Emerson
22 hours ago
17 May 2012 @ 2:29 PM
  1. Do you think Voldemort eats cupcakes?
  2. “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Dumbledoore asked serenely.
  3. I had an orgasm because of what you did!
  4. You are all simple prawns in a divine children’s classic.
  5. Ginny almost laughed, but she simply didn’t laugh.
  6. a dreamland filled with laughing Purple eyes full of malice and long black hair
  7. Disclaimer: I do not belong to the Harry Potter characters
  8. The dark lord are killing al muggle-born and half-beard he can lay his hands on!… 
  9. My god, I’m turning sedimental.
  10. I found a piece of the dark lord and did a DNA test.
  11. A/N: I accidentally made the first chapter slash
  12. When is the next full moon Remus?” “2 months.” he said.
  13. does that mean you can speak Parcel tongue
  14. skjnxdlknvlxnx.(That’s Transylvanian for “I think they found us!” )
  15. he despised Harry with all his lust.
  16. Want to go for a butt beer?
  17. he realised that voldimort had just cast an avadacadabara curse on him
  18. if you are caught with it you will azcabam
  19. I am not the hair of sytherin!
  20. I was horny because of Dumbledore’s manipulations.
  21. P.S. This note was written with ink from my secret place.
  22. I don’t own any the H. Potter book characters. I do however own Lizzy, her dad/mom, and Lucifer.
  23. ONE MORE AND I WILL SEND YOU TO BEAUXBATONS AND MAKE YOU LIVE WITH THE FRENCH!
  24. This has some lesbians, gays, and straits.
  25. James is the Prince of Austria. NOT AU.

[X]

1 day ago
16 May 2012 @ 10:23 PM

thelovelylights:

-Rumpelstiltskin  (Describing true love.)

2 days ago via fuckyeahbelleandrumpelstiltskin (originally thelovelylights)
13 May 2012 @ 11:05 AM
"Every minute you spend with someone gives them a part of your life and takes part of theirs."
— Ally Condie (via kari-shma)
6 days ago via quote-book (originally kari-shma)
12 May 2012 @ 6:18 PM

  1. I’ll get you more pumpkin. I’ll ram it right up your fucking ass. Would you like it whole or diced?
  2. What’s going on? Who’s shouting and screaming? You’re not a fucking cheerleader!
  3. SHUT IT DOWN!
  4. Let me give you a cheer: C. R. A. P. Crap. That’s what it was.
  5. Would you like me to fucking e-mail it to your Blackberry?
  6. Buy a restaurant, put one table in there. Any more than that, you’ll be fucked.
  7. You’re on Desserts. Don’t eat any.
  8. If you saute scallops in a non-stick pan, they won’t stick. That’s why it’s called fucking non-stiiiiiiick!!!
  9. Would you mind taking your breasts off my hot plate?
  10. My work is done. I’m ready for the next challenge. So fuck you all.
  11. You’re just standing there like one big fucking overgrown muffin.
  12. Now you’re blaming the squid?!
  13. You’re not a quitter? You’re not a fucking cook, either.
  14. FUCK ME!
  15. That’s not a fucking sauté pan. That’s a FURNACE!
  16. You move like a fucking tortoise giving birth.
  17. Talking to you in service is like talking to a refrigeration unit. You’re stone-cold.
  18. Let’s give a big round of applause to the captain who hit an iceberg on the fucking Titanic.
  19. You got more fake tan on you than Paula Abdul.
  20. Can I have some decent eggs? They are like Pamela Anderson’s fucking implants.
  21. Fuck generosity.
  22. Your steak just turned a 16-year old girl into a vegetarian.
  23. He’s more laid-back than an ironing board.
  24. Crap on top of crap on top of crap on top of crap. 
  25. Why are you behaving like a baby? Do you want a fucking diaper?
  26. It’s fucking RAW!
  27. YOU’RE CREMATING EVERYTHING!!!
  28. You’re scaring me. You’re like the female version of fucking Hannibal Lecter. Put your fucking tongue in and concentrate.
  29. It’s not, ‘please, may you cook my John Dory.’ It’s ‘move your ass, get it cooked again, that’s the fourth time now!’
  30. Stand up straight. You’re running a kitchen, not an ale bar.
  31. Holy mackerel.
  32. Well done! Now fuck off!
  33. Charlie’s on the garnish, Robert’s on the garnish and Wil’s on Planet Cuckoo.
  34. Tonight we were overconfident, lazy, slow and somewhat pathetic. 
  35. You are so fucked, it’s unbelievable.
  36. Please, Miss Manners, fuck off back in line!
  37. I’m watching you like a fucking hawk.
  38. Did you cook them? For how long? That could hold up a fucking suspension bridge.
  39. If that’s a pommes fondantes, yeah, then I’m the fucking Pope.
  40. Where’s the OFF button?
  41. Two Wellington, two chicken, one lamb, one fucking John Dory. One Wellington’s medium, the rest is fucking normal. Unlike us. 
  42. This dish is definitely something that you’re not. This is pretty.
  43. Your special has now become not very special, thanks to fuckface there.
  44. It’s rawer than a sushi bar!
  45. This guy’s not real. He’s braindead!
  46. Pig!
  47. Wake up, you donut!
  48. Jean Philippe. Jean Philippe! JEAN PHILIPPE!!!
  49. Donkeys’ Kitchen. Should we change the logo? DK?
  50. None of you have seen me go fucking crazy yet.

6 days ago
12 May 2012 @ 12:18 PM
tags:
#bjork
#quote
#this
"There are certain emotions in your body that not even your best friend can sympathize with, but you will find the right film or the right book, and it will understand you."
— Björk (via paxetlux)
6 days ago via slayground (originally paxetlux)
11 May 2012 @ 8:31 PM
"Pluto is interesting because it’s fixed on its moon, Charon, and they rotate around each other, constantly staring at each other affectionately, which is kind of a beautiful metaphor but I think that’s one of the reasons why it was demoted. Because I think now to be a proper planet you have to command the authority of others and because the moon and Pluto are sort of existentially attached as equals neither of them can be considered a planet. [Pauses] Sad, but true."

Sufjan Stevens on why Pluto had to be a dwarf (via foxandfayvel)

Oh Pluto…

(via securelyonafairywing)

SUFJAN STEVENS, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME

(via bornamutant)

1 week ago via wholockpottergames (originally foxandfayvel)
11 May 2012 @ 8:25 PM
"Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn’t happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones?"
— Elizabeth Scott (via kari-shma)
1 week ago via quote-book (originally kari-shma)
9 May 2012 @ 12:28 PM
"Remember, you’re the brave one, you’re the honest one. You’re the one who knows who you are! They’re the scared uniformed self-deceiving cowards. Be yourself and that’s good enough."
— Alan Cumming
1 week ago
8 May 2012 @ 11:03 AM
"There must be more to life than having everything!"
— Maurice Sendak (1928 - 05/08/2012)

(Source: yearslater)

1 week ago via quote-book (originally yearslater)
7 May 2012 @ 5:40 PM
"Just because you’re offended, doesn’t mean you’re right."
— Ricky Gervais (via agentcoulsons)
1 week ago via houselannister (originally colinfirthmoved)
6 May 2012 @ 9:50 PM
"I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later, and thus we don’t have complete emotions about the present, only about the past."
— Virginia Woolf (via wingsforlashes)

(Source: romeoforgotjuliet)

1 week ago via slayground (originally romeoforgotjuliet)
3 May 2012 @ 2:26 PM
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"
— Ernest Hemingway (via girlwithoutwings)

(Source: quote-book)

2 weeks ago via slayground (originally quote-book)
2 May 2012 @ 1:08 PM
aseaofquotes:

Charlotte Brontë, “Evening Solace”

aseaofquotes:

Charlotte Brontë, “Evening Solace”

2 weeks ago via slayground (originally aseaofquotes)
28 April 2012 @ 11:48 AM
"Some fall in love.
I shatter."
Stephin Merritt  (via whirlsandcurls)

(Source: atomiclanterns)

3 weeks ago via beneathwaves (originally atomiclanterns)